List of Songs in We Are Klang Series 1

Horsey Dance
The Horsey Dance was played twice, at the beginning and the end of Fire. Steve introduces Greg to his Dancing Horsey who actually really was Marek in disguise.

Steve: Here he comes now!

Greg: Oh my God, he's amazing! He's amazing!

Greg: What dance is he gonna do?

Steve: All sorts!

Greg and Steve: He do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping, do the body popping

Greg and Steve: He do robotics, he do robotics, he do robotics, he do robotics, he do robotics, he do roboctis, he do robotics, he do robotics

Greg and Steve: He do the running man, do the running man, do the running man, do the running man, do the running man, do the running man, do the running man, do the running man.

Greg and Steve: He do chancers, he do chancers, he do chancers, he do chancers, he do chancers

Greg and Steve: He do break dancing, he do break dancing, he do break dancing, he do break dancing, break dancing, break dancing, break dancing, break dancing

Greg and Steve: Oh yeah!

Greg: YOU!

Marek's Mum
As Marek's mum is stolen, a ghost version sings 'I hate him'

Marek's Mum: Everytime I see his stupid pop-eyed face, I want to smash it in

Marek: Mum looks like a brad-face pit

Marek's Mum: He looks just like a string of baby, when I gave birth I should've put it in the bin

Marek's Mum: I test his ear and before I use his gone, you see I hate him, I hate him

Greg and Steve: She use his bungly eyes, use his bungly eyes, use his bungly eyes

Marek's Mum: If he makes this clear, I've not been stolen

Marek's Mum: I'm leaving

Marek's Mum: I hate him

Inspection Song
Greg decides to make a song about his girlfriend and explains it while Steve works on Health and Saftey and Marek is learning how to cook a pancake

Greg: I've been thinking about your inspection, what I gotta do to get your attention

Greg: You can help us, regulations, you gotta help me out with my frusations

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Steve: Bang a nail in it to make it safe. Uh!

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Marek: Squeeze a lemon in it to proove the taste

Greg: You've been busy, with your romanations, ask your saftey about violations

Greg: You've got stampers, to see it, put it down, please won't ya' notice me

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Steve: Strum it with bleach to remove bac-ter-ia!

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Marek: Keep the batafresh in your fridge freezer

Greg: Oh my love, shut that door

Marek: Shut that door!

Greg: To accept that

Steve: You are a ballent!

Greg: How long have we been going on for?

Greg: Kiss a lappa

Marek Squesh! Apple! Pair!

Greg: To a novel!

Greg: Mile sea!

Steve: Morrisey!

Greg: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well!

Marek: Pits!

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Marek: Keep it on the cooker till it goes round!

Greg: What am I due, with my love?

Steve: Hit it with a hammer, to make it stay down!

Greg: What - am - I - due - with - my - love?

We love our Town
All the animals and the Mayor and the rest of the cast decide to sing a song.

Greg: If you are feeling really down, you should come to our little town

Greg: If you take your food from a bin, then we are sure you will fit in

Marek: If you don't have a pretty face, you're more than welcome in this place

Steve: If you're a befet of dignity, then you'll feel at home on Midford-on-Sea

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love our Town

Department of Audience: We roll potatoes

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love our town

Department of Audience: We Stage Plays

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love out Town

Department of Audience: There's no binworld

Steve: Pantomine Cows are welcome to graze

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love our Town

Department of Audience: We're all Doctors

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love our Town

Department of Auidence: We Drink Milk

Greg, Steve and Marek: We Love our Town

Department of Auidence: We fight children

Midford on Sea man: My costume is made of the finest and silk

Greg: If you have no place, you feel free, then we will be your family

Mayor: It's hardly full of statley castles

Marek: If you don't have a single friend, we'll help your fragile heart to mend

Steve: If you feel your life is a joke, check out the state of our townfolk

Greg, Steve and Marek: We Love our Town

Lady: We punch ducks

Greg, Steve and Marek: We love our Town

Ladies: We hurt dogs

Greg, Steve and Marek: We Love our Town

Lady: We marry lifestock

Marek: Come to Klangbury where we all belong

Be Nice to People Party
Marek plans to perform a Political Party to be nice to People and he can't really put it into words but he can express only in a song

Marek: Imagine a World of Place and Joy, everyones' nice man good and boy

Marek: That's the party that we should be, let's make things nice but good and clean

Steve: Let's get this party started right, our manfest is being nice

Greg, Steve and Marek: Be Nice to People Party with a, Be Nice to People Party

Marek: If your laptop's broken press restart with a...

Greg, Steve and Marek: ...be Nice to People Party:

Greg: This party's just spreading love, well how could it work in practice

Marek: I'll practice

Greg: Oh all right

Marek: Hello man, how are you today?

Steve: Not so good my friend, my wife just passed away

Marek: I'll show you something that will make you not care

Steve: Oh my God I feel such a fool, now I'm glad she's dead, let's go shoot some bulls

Greg, Steve and Marek: Be Nice to People Party with a, Be Nice to People Party

Steve: We'll lend you a copy with exhange marty with a...

Greg, Steve and Marek: ...be Nice to People Party

Greg: I can stand it but how could you show it to members of the public?

Marek: I could show with the Department of Audience

Greg: Oh all right

Marek: Lovley lady with giant hands, have you got a problem with your hands?

Marek: What a thing, you're bigger than Steve, you're big arms can carry stuff

Marek: When we say, 'you've got no Mum'

Greg, Steve and Marek: Be nice to people party with a, be nice to people party

Marek: Make bad wires do carate with a...

Greg, Steve, Marek and the Singing Quire: ....be nice to People Party

Greg: That girl has problems with her guts

Greg, Steve, Marek and the Singing Quire: Be Nice to People Party with a, be Nice to People Party

Steve: We'll buy you a cafe lartae with a...

Greg, Steve, Marek and the Singing Quire: ...be Nice to People Party

Greg: Oh right what a great party, tell you what boys, it's a bit of a mouth full isn't it, be nice to people party, we should make it more staffy, like for the...

Greg, Steve, Marek and the Singing Quire: ..b and p for b and p for the b and p for the b and p

We are Nothing without our friends
Marek is all alone without his cuddly toy and he decides to sing a song

Marek: We are nothing, without our friends. Life is never empty when they call

Marek: We are nothing, without our friends. Only they can pick you up when you fall

Male Singer: A friend will be there for you in your, darkest hour

Male Singer: A friend will hold you hand when you feel, the world is up against you

Male Singer: We are nothing, without our friends, only they can help you when your down

Male Singer: We are nothing, without our friends, they can make a smile from a frown

Male Singer: Ooh, I wish you were holding me now, I wish you were holding me now

Male Singer: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Male Singer: We are Nothing, without our friends, only they can help you

Male Singer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah